Speech 2 Shoelaces

 SPEECH 2 SHOELACES

Good morning teachers and students. Today I need to discuss a problem with you. The problem I am talking about is shoe laces. Now they might look innocent. They may even look harmless BUT DO NOT be fooled. These things are pure evil.

I like many kindergarten kids spent my whole kindergarten life pestering my mother for shoes with shoe laces. Silly I know, but I thought that shoes with shoe laces would mean that I had grown up. That I had made it to the big time. THAT I WAS SUPER COOL. I was so wrong.

When I finally mastered the art of tying my own shoe laces mum brought me a pair of shoes with laces and it was downhill from there.

I called my new shoes playtime stoppers. Tess your shoe lace is undone. Tess stop now and do up your shoe lace. Tess if you don’t do up that lace you are going to fall over. Tess undo your laces before you try and put your shoe on.

Do you see my problem? I have so many important games to play and things to do and I always get stopped because of shoe laces.

Kindy kids I warn you now shoe laces are not all they are cracked up to be. Don’t be fooled. Stick with your buckles and pull on boots. Today we have other options there is Velcro and buckles and even bare feet. Why on earth would any one choose shoe laces?

Teachers I am sure you agree you must spend half of your lunch time doing up laces. They are also dangerous because you can trip over them. They always snap at the wrong time and THERE IS JUST NO POINT. WIKIPEDIA does not even know who invented shoe laces because nobody wants to put their name to them.

The shoe lace makers know all of this and so they make shoe laces in pretty colors or perhaps they sparkle. Do not be fooled you will spend way too much time bent over doing them up again and again. It is just not worth it.

So fellow students be warned there is nothing good about shoelaces. Kindy kids you have been warned.

Thank you.